Lukakke Appling

OK third time through. Let’s do this.

It’s when you get really old and one of your nuts sags down past your wiener.

You’re right. Imagine having a 1B that could hit .300 with 30 bombs a year.

Yeah I mean he’s already better than abreu.

Paint is less stinky.

López is painful to watch.

Coop couldn’t mask his frustrations

You could even say he would have been over extended. Get it? I’ll see myself out.

Yoan has been Mark Teahaning it a lot lately.

Test 3,2,1... I guess there’s worse things an announcer can say when they don’t realize they have a hot mic.

IN PLAY, RUN(S) really brings me back

I can’t believe you missed it

God struck down McCann for lying and the lightning knocked the power out. Should have played Yas.

Yeah he’s not right. I’d sit him for the PIT series which gives him 4 days. If he’s still not right you can IL him retroactively to tomorrow.

He had a single today

I hate losing before an off day.

Spaghetti dinners

It appears my feed is behind everyone else’s lol

This would be prime bummer time.

Sit him for the PIT series. That’s a four game rest.

He must have deleted it. Here’s a screenshot.

https://twitter.com/mlbbrucelevine/status/1297564739019603970?s=21 Bruce has lost it.

Mr. Brennamann has seen blazing saddles one too many times. I doubt anyone gets this reference.

I’m fine with a pitchers dual. But we need a run

I’m cheering for black and white. I guess some red today. Not orange.