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This is all true. But also, f*** Lance Lynn. It can be both.

I’m sure he’s right, but the team could have benefitted from Lance being way behind everyone else in the buffet line.

That might be the best thing for Venable. He was a young hotshot and this team is probably going to irreparably tarnish that reputation. But if he gets out while Getz is still at the wheel, he can maybe spin it as though he was shackled to a completely hapless front office and is not at fault for the results.

That would be cool, but I won’t believe it (again) until I see it.

Well, hard to break the record you just set, right? But logically, the talent decreased between 2024 and 2025, as it previously did between 2023 and 2024.

Feel like I’m definitely off the hook for creating tomorrow’s game thread. Start arguing amongst yourselves who needs to step up.

Depends on how you look at it.

Thought for sure that was gonna happen. Amazing that they only gave up one run.

Losing 2-1 after the first.

Is Vasil lean?

They’re both awful. You can all stop arguing now.

Retroactive to April 7th? Damn, that’s lightning fast for this team. Maybe the organization is moving in the right direction. Not wins-wise, of course.

Craig’s Bond is more like Jason Bourne. If you haven’t seen Blazing Saddles, it will blow your fucking mind if you thought Young Frankenstein was great (and it was). To be completely honest, I haven’t seen anywhere near all the Bond movies. I grew up in the Brosnan era though, so he will forever top the rest for me.

Like I said, I will not hear any arguments.

I have two corrections for you, against which I will not hear any arguments. 1) While Goldeneye is awesome, it as at best #2 behind Ocarina of Time. 2) Pierce Brosnan is the best Bond.

Time difference.

Yeah, I’m not faulting anyone for that. I left the game just before that started, but hadn’t made it back to the car in time. The rain was coming down horizontally because of the strength of the wind. That was some nasty s%*#, as short as it lasted.

Not really surprising, but all of the tickets for the first week of games have been decent seats down the right field and left field lines. I kinda of expected them to be in the outfield bleachers.

The dickhead writers inserting themselves into the story, as always.

The Gene Hackman thing is so sad. He has three kids, from what I’ve read. How do you have a 95-year-old parent with Alzheimer’s, and you don’t check in on them regularly. Yikes.

Disagree. The string of R. Kelly jokes alone has been worth it.

This thread is not disappointing.

lol. lmao even. Watch him start opening day.

You guys are understandably more concerned with DA’s hat, but I’m over here picturing Sabathia in a Cleveland hat even if he spent more time in New York.

Disappointment.