What an off season
Maybe this is our time
Two whales are available
Both entering their prime
Harper would be an unbelievable catch
But maybe Manny’s the better match?
We’ve got the money, Rick has said so
But will Jerry shell out that kind of dough?
Trade for Alonso, then sign John Jay
Looking like Manny, he is the play
Sign him by Christmas, oh what a present
Did I say Christmas? No, in the New Year I meant
January came and went and so did the next one
Surely by Spring Training, they’ll get the job done
Not looking good I fear, taking too long
But our competition, isn’t too strong?
Why is Moncada taking ground balls at 3rd?
Manny is coming here, that’s what I heard
Alas San Diego makes a guaranteed offer
KW says we don’t have that kind of cash in our coffer
What about unprecedented flexibility?
Just count that up to my gullibility
Now I am upset, now I am pissed
They had this all wrapped up, how could they have missed?
Time to go online, that’s what I’ll do
Time to tell Jerry just who he can screw
And about Alonso and his friend John Jay
I want them both gone before Opening Day
Ok, calm down…sorry for the rant
Never really wanted Manny, that is my chant
Harper is still out there, that is the hope
But why do I just kinda feel like a dope?
Following the Palehose sometimes feels like a disease
Prove me wrong White Sox, prove me wrong please