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What a fucking clown to do this after incorrectly saying we got him last night

Chicago White Sox is like “ok, So it’s a negative of a double negative, and I think that makes it a positive but I’m not sure, but he also negated another prior negative so that’s like *counts fingers on hand* five or maybe even six negatives. We are golden, fellas!”

This deal wouldn’t make much sense for Sox. If he’s good, you basically signed him to a one year deal and paid his posting fee for his next team. If I had to guess, Sox were ok with money and years but not the opt out after year 1.

I wrote about Kelenic today: https://www.futuresox.net/2026/01/01/white-sox-add-jarred-kelenic-to-jumbl/

Phillip Rivers has inspired a wave of 40+ year old athletes.

@Chicago White Sox will be holding a wake at his house at 4 pm, if you want to pay your respects for the club's loss of Imai. Coffee and pastries will be provided.

I don't know what happened last night. But Bob is legit. Harold was legit, etc. I sat this one out because I have an actual career and the nonsense isn't worth my time. I'm not sure Sox were ever even in this one. Jerry was never doing a deal with opt-outs.

Finally a reason to hate the Astros.

You’d think he would have took the 3 minute journey to disprove entire countries before the original tweet.

I actually wouldn’t be surprised if they were in on him once he was looking for a shorter term, but bowed out once opt-outs came into play.

For those who need more confirmation that Moccbomb is a fraud, he reported Imai signed with the Cubs.

Hey, before you go attacking posters who actually wanted Imai, just remember we had this in the bag before you decided to body shame the little guy!

Or... hear me out. He's as good as his contract. This place runs as follows. "OH we should sign this guy!" "Oh we NEED this guy." *signs with another team to completely reasonable contract* "Phew, we really dodged a bullet boys. Glad Jerry didnt spend his money on this guy. Gotta save it for the next guy" Rinse and repeat year after year.

boras is a wizard. Horrible deal for Stros. All downside no upside.

Jerry is just saving the bag for Tucker.

#BobWasRight

RIP

Just realized this guy is likely 5'10.

This guy gets it!

Just went through and read his messages. What a geek.

The dude literally flip-flopped in all of 10 minutes at almost 1 AM Central Time on New Year’s Eve/Day. Does he have spyware on Getz’s phone? It’s almost like he quickly realized that the tweet that he was responding to that @ChiSoxFanMike shared here earlier that said Imei’s signing was imminent was simply a repeat of the original Yahoo Japan news.

Don't we have that in Tristan Peters and Dustin Harris?

That sounds like a restaurant in Hawaii that serves great Japanese Polynesian fusion.

Paying the Ron Tax to start the new year. Wish ignored users wouldn't show up on my threads as well.

it worked for Sale and Crochet. Seemingly it's a viable way to get acclimated to MLB. Although, I see Schultz more so in that role than Hagen based on their respective injury histories. In a perfect world, Schultz and Hagen both come up and start and relegate Kay and Newcomb to the bullpen though. I voted "yes" but I wanted to vote "I dunno, maybe, it depends".

I think thats what they used to call the children who benefitted from Jerry Lewis hosting the Muscular Dystrophy Telethons for many years. Jerry's Kids was in the vernacular back then.

Also Y2jimmy0 I completely get that the Yahoo article kind of gained alot of steam. But it only took this guy a tweet from a Japenese reporter(I guess that's what he was?!) retweeting from the same article for the guy to start waffling about what's happening. For me I don't grade on a scale of if you get there that's all that counts. I think all of on here take your reports as gospel but I don't think you put out anything that your not 100 percent on.

Heard sox had the best offer, but the oompa loompa jokes here pushed him to the stros.

This dude is now giving me a sob story about how much hate he got last night. I have to say I don't know how we have all these weirdos who say they have sources but they are all amusing in their own way.

Yeah, gotta make sure we save that money for Jerry's kids.

Yep. Dude is a clown and a sham. He didn’t say we got him, but he did waffle and say there was some hope… for all of 3 minutes cuz he bought into some random Japanese dude’s overreaching tweet.

I gave him a little s%*# for doing this.

Alright so I missed all this from last night...but this guy was acting like he was getting live updates like JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis. That was embarassing. He's still probably right but that was not a good look.

The fact he was nervous enough to say it was a possibility it all I needed to know.

Yeah, regardless of what happens, this late night (actually early morning) wishy-washiness makes me think NBB is a sham like most of the others.

Uh-oh, now NBB is getting on board and NBB is legit per @Y2Jimmy0 and @fathom. @Chicago White Sox is going to be busting geysers once he sees this.

It makes no logical sense. I’m hoping the Sox sign Imai for multiple reasons, one of which is to prove that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

Somewhere in the ‘States, Imai is very intoxicated, and most likely smoking cigarettes. Good times

Paying Robert’s salary up to the trade deadline would be around $13 million dollars.

Even if it was never going to happen, whoever in the Sox FO that is allowing the trolling to take place getz it.

Apparently Nifty is the largest ISP in Japan and a subsidiary of Fujitsu. So it’s a legit site. Not sure if the report is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nifty_Corporation

Maybe he hits a bunch of dongs there and gets another chance in the majors next offseason. I do like the Kelenic pickup over him though.

Ha, we got him!

If anything watching Cubs fans on X cry has been a real pleasure

What the hell is happening.