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Every thing he has done in the last three months screams that he is not serious, and I would pass at 9. Dude gained 9 pounds in a week in the most important time of his professional life

Yep just glad he didn’t hurt himself on the play

Does it come with a fucking lunch....or do you have to pack your own?

Family night - with Mike Clevenger

I've got a bunch.... Carry ownership's water: Race Scott Merkin around the warning track while carrying two buckets of water. Winner gets to ghostwrite a Merkin MLB.com article. Hahnspeak Translator: Participants will be shown random Hahn lawyerspeak soundbites and will need to determine what he is trying to hide. Winner will be the White Sox representative at the American Bar Association annual conference. Lightning in a Bottle: During the next home game rain delay, 20 lucky fans will be given empty bottles and tasked with capturing a 37 year old veteran with "a little left in the tank". Winner gets a signed Mike Jackson vest-style jersey. Bring your glove Night: With the lack of position player depth in the organization, the White Sox will choose one random gloved fan from the crowd to play a position for 9 innings. Winner gets to wear #28 and will receive a 3 year contract.

Dang was lookin forward to this one after seeing the monster lineup.

I want to be optimistic but our bench is looking -3 WAR bad. Not even replacement level across the board. So we get some positive regression from Moncada and some health from TA and Eloy and you basically just erase that if Billy has to play 50 games.

It’s really amazing how bad their 4th OF options are

Lmao rodgers is such a douche

Disco Demolition

Design-a-Banner night with Bennett Karoll.

Bring back Joe McEwing. Kids run the bases, but are only allowed to go on McEwings signal. Also, Leury is running the bases with them.

Lenyn Sosa…I don’t think he’s ready yet

Graveman with a nice inning. ꓘ, single, fielder's choice to get the lead runner, then a nice pickoff at 1st. 6 pitches, 6 strikes.

Good thing DR didn't win. I could see that happening to Eloy.

$5 Modelos are a deal. $5 hot dogs, not so much. This might tempt me to go to a few random Tuesday games though.

So nice of JR to do this

I was the guy who declined tickets to Disco Demolition because I followed Steve Dahl and knew what was up.

Yeah, but consider TWTW intangibles Billy brings! I joke, but only kind of. I totally get the argument that you want your backups to actually be *good backups*, but I'm still stumping for Billy as his role as a teammate helps outweigh his negative value at the plate. Now, if he's starting 50 games, yes that's a problem like you said, and our depth is very shallow. I agree on that. Just had to defend Billy's name as I think he has more value to this team that we can't quantify. I firmly believe a bad clubhouse does more harm to the team performance overall than one noodle-armed slapjack hitter that can't hit his own weight does.

With this broke ass franchise? I'd be sure to pack my own.

Tank Top Jersey Day. First 10K fans get a pair of scissors to cut off the sleeves off their jerseys.

Bring your son to the ballpark day with special guests Adam and Drake LaRoche.

Leury Garcia For A Day - Play an inning in the field or go in as a pinch runner. Play poorly and be rewarded with $15 million. Swearing and Screaming Night With Lance Lynn - Fans get a chance to go toe-to-toe with Lance Lynn, yelling at each other Sprinting With Billy Hamilton - Fans can challenge Billy to suicide sprints in the outfield. First one to blow a hamstring loses. Eloy For a Day - Fans charge headlong into the outfield wall until they either knock themselves unconscious or tear a tit.

I really don’t understand the trepidation of batting Colas 5th. Is batting 5th in a lineup on a team projected to miss the playoffs in April in front of a 1/2 full home crowds really going to be “too much” for him? We need a LH bat in the middle of the lineup and it’s Colas or Yaz…I’m taking Colas every day for that spot. Not to mention that this isn’t a 20 year old kid fresh out of college or anything. This is a 24 year old man that left his home at 19 to play professional baseball (albeit in a lower league). I think he’ll be just fine playing for the Sox, not like this team is going to get any spotlight or media attention. Also don’t see how sandwiching him between 2 of our best hitters is a bad thing, the lineup protection should only help.

What power does Japan have against the Italian Americans and a Nespresso Machine?

Jesus Christ dude, let it go. Your need to be right about some really absurd is a weird hill to die on. I have asked you to stop responding to my posts, trying to take the high road and leave it be, because trying to debate you is obviously futile. And yet somehow I’m being childish? Grow up, let it go, move on, and please leave me alone.

I think they’re on different sides of the bracket once they get to Miami.

Cuba advances to play Japan

Moncada continues to punish baseballs for their misdeeds. Robert gets the game tying RBI later in the inning on a groundout (100mph off the bat, if he'd only elevate the ball more...) And in addition to our pair of Sox on the field, Team Australia and the booth are sending their respect and well wishes to Liam. Liam vs. Moncada/Robert definitely would've made for some interesting friendly fire matchups in this setting.

Go sign Brown Jr to a contract like Mcglinchey got and make him your RT. Draft Bijan or Dline with first pick than draft another guard / te / late round qb / lots of defense.

It felt like Micker had been in the Sox organization for 20 years. Huge man.....best of luck to him.

Don't you know that conventional wisdom for teams that know what they are doing says you can't put Colas 5th on Opening Day ? You'll scar him for life.

Nelson Cruz in RF for the first time in 5 years. Apparently he saw Eloy doing it and said "why not me?" ?

I like it -- you could even have bobbleheads with removeable heads. Call them bobble-beheaders. Heads will roll on Fridays!

No offense, but this series of posts is really weird and erratic -- what's with all the bravado and false choices? The question of whether to bat a rookie in the middle of the order (from day one) depends on whether you think the team can win? The question of whether to bat a rookie in the middle of the order depends on whether you want Marisnick and Hamilton in the outfield? Huh? The question of whether to bat Colas in the middle of the order boils down to whether you're sold on him as one of our top 3 or 4 hitters *right now.* Nobody but you is there yet. I love Colas, but I'm not there yet - way, way too early. I hope to be there as soon as possible, and if he rakes he'll move up. Anyway, this isn't even that "hot" a topic. No reason to get so riled up.

Hamilton and Romy should both be on the team. Kick Leury's ass to the curb.

Even our organization’s fans are incompetent.

I really hope Billy Hamilton makes this team. He's just so fun, and this team needs that. The dugout seemed so much more energetic when he and Brian Goodwin were here. He's our new Yolmer. Wish we had Brett Phillips for that very reason. This team needs an energy guy, someone that is actually *likeable*.

The execution leaves a lot to be desired

Reminds me of when the Sox tried to lure Machado by signing all of his buddies.

If I knew how to say, "He Gawn" in Japanese, I would do so.

I donated to this cause and I’m more than content. f*** Jerry.

Here’s Konerko’s first game with the Sox if you need a fix:

Hmmm After this: I think we can all agree that our pitchers would like having someone that can genuinely play RF starting on Opening Day.

Yeah sell the team, when the owner pays a top 10 payroll in baseball and the weak ass fan base doesn't shop up to any games.

First 10,000 fans receive a White Sox laser pointer. Luxury Tax night - any cumulative food / drink tabs over $233 over the course of the evening get charged an additional surcharge on their bills. Bat Flip contest in the new Bud Light club (or whatever the f*** that thing is on the 500 level)

If it's for LaRussa it needs to be $2.08. All prices end in .08