Sox Ownership: We are all in! World Series or BUST!
Sox fans: Great I can't wait to get Trevor Bauer for the top of the rotation
Ownership: Whoa, that seems a bit expensive
Fans: Ok, well how about George Springer, you saw how bad we were in RF last year?
Own: Well, you remember Adam Eaton, right?
Fans, Yeah, why?
Own: No reason, how about Lance Lynn
Fans: Well at least he is good, but what about the other holes? We definitely need a closer after Colome became a free agent
Own: Hey Tony, can we add another reliever?
[Incoherent mubbling in the background]
Own: Eckersley? He is like 70 years old now, right? Uhhh, let me get back to you guys on that one.
Fans: With McCann gone, we need at least one more catcher on the roster, right?
Own: Yeah, guys who can hit in key situations, play good defense, call good games and frame are great. Well, how about a guy who might eventually do one of those things?
Fans: What? Really, did you guys just say you were all in?
Own: What's that? You are breaking up, and we are having problems hearing you...
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