Alright guys, Elmo is our GM. He's busted into Preller's stash.
Here's the completely unreasonable Off-Season.
Trade Eloy for Jazz Chisholm if the medicals clear out. Might need to do a 3-way deal, but when Eloy hustles he gets hurt. A team might buy into his second half.
Re-sign Abreu. He's consistent, tries, and is generally that dude.
Give Aaron Judge the single fattest contract you could ever fathom. Hell, give him @fathom. Rebuild the Goose Island, but this time the goose is wearing a judge's robe and wig. I know I can get @bmags on board with His Honorable Judge Goose.
Jettison Josh Harrison.
Same for Engel. Man's no longer got it.
Sign Jose Quintana as your swingman.
Give Rodon a contract, even though you're gonna get ripped for losing a pick when you could have gained a pick the previous year. Elmo don't f*** around baby.
Nuke the coaching staff. Katz can stay due to getting a Cy Young contender annually and some pretty big bullpen wins (Lopez, Lambert, Banks to a degree), but next year he's on the hot seat.
Do a full coaching search. Beg Tito.
Jirschele can get a look for bench coach depending how he does with the Desert Dogs.
Giolito diets with Justin Fields.
If Colas tears up Spring Training, he gets LF to start the year. Pollock as 4th OF.
Trade Gavin Sheets somewhere for something. Thank him for his service.
Lineup:
SS - Anderson
CF - Robert
RF - Judge
1B - Abreu
3B - Moncada
DH - Vaughn
C - Grandal
2B - Chisholm
LF - Colas
Bench:
PR / Defensive Sub - Leury, unfortunately. Cut if he starts out bad.
4th OF - Pollock
C - Seby Zavala
INF - Romy/Mendick
Rotation:
Cease
Rodon
Lynn
Slim Giolito
Kopech
Bullpen
Hendricks
Graveman
Lopez
Bummer
Crochet (piggybacking with Kopech)
Kelly
Diekman
Quintana - 6th starter with Martin.
Unfortunately, Elmo is not our GM. So most likely:
Sign Wil Myers.
Sign Michael Fulmer.
Miguel Cairo is named manager after no extensive search. Rest of staff remains, including McEwing, Boston and Menechino.
"Health got in the way."